Simonian

Brandish is certainly one of the weirder Hentai flicks I've seen even for Japanese standards, despite the fact that their pornography is famously known to contain some of the weirdest shit imaginable on this planet. But what makes Brandish wackier than most Hentai is a combination of what looks like a medieval European setting, a tall female lead with a name that when pronounced by the Japanese makes it sound like she was born in Saint Petersburg, a male lead that looks like a 10 year old and the superbly outlandish plot that makes this Hentai tick. The plot is something straight out of priest'snightmare - there's a hot tall demon chick (Twiska) who moves from town to town pleasuring men, sucking out their "essences" and teasing women for their inadequate reproductive tracts. It just so happens that one night during one of her usual raping marathons she comes across the male lead, Theo, who happens to be the prophesied messiah with some intriguing powers. What happens then is something that I would describe as the most disturbing and yet pleasing scenes in my porn viewing career. And no, it wasn't scat so calm the hell down. This is where the story kicks off. There will be a lot of pleasing sexual scenes with a wide variety of positions and quirks that may or may not involve DBZ transformations and body lotion. There's definitively something for every connoisseur here. The quality of animation is high and moan acting seems authentic. The design behind Twiska and Theo is also top notch. Their scenes are fluid (more specifically liquid, nudge nudge wink wink) and detailed. High points in these departments. The only beef I have with this production is the fact that it does touch upon rape, thought it's female on male and the series makes it look like everyone is actually enjoying themselves so my lizard brain is inclined to turn a blind eye on it, on this occasion. All in all I have definitively enjoyed Brandish. It is a wacky Hentai that even though may not score high on the morality scale is still wildly entertaining and amusing. Thank you for reading. 7 points.

Hectotane

A while ago, when I read some review of some blah T&A "late nite animu;" the reviewer stated how animu like this is NEEDED (as opposed to just "either or"). This is the same crowd who'd rather masturbate over having sex with elementary school children than try to win the hearts of women their own age (in real life). Besides; a guy sees a sexy chick, you wanna have sex with her. Where do you think the arguments "Women Shouldn't Dress Inappropriately," "Men Have No Self-Control," and "2D > 3D" come from? I'd rather have sex with REAL chicks. If not, then I'd rather watch an anime aboutguys having sex with chicks. But enough of my arguments, on to my view of this adult anime: Brandish is (despite what FUNi's live-action movie about a sucubus want you to believe) EXACTLY WHAT YOU'D EXPECT from an adult anime about a sucubus who likes having sex. And have sex she DOES. Although she prefers young shota types. Unfortunately for her, said shota's THE HERO who's able to slay demons like her... Despite the "snake versus (poison) frog" relationship; my aluminum bat BLUDGEONS the people behind Highschool DxD, "Can't Play H," and their ilk (and even as far as Darkstalkers) as I yell THIS IS HOW YOU DO ANIMU ABOUT SUCUBII!! I swipe the sweat and excess blood off of my forehead in the hopes that this lesson can be learned by everyone...