literaturenerd

Overview: This long buried hunk of garbage was recommended by a friend. I had never heard of this series until recently and apparently neither has anyone else...because MAL has no reviews available for this series. Until now! Plot: There is a dog with human level intelligence named Rin Tin Tin who lives in a kennel in Japan. So is this going to be a parody of the old Rin Tin Tin TV show from the 1950s? Well...not exactly. This Rin Tin Tin is a degenerate pervert that lusts after the daughter of the Kennel owner. If that wasn't stupid enough, EVERY supporting character urges the daughter to "letnature take its course" and have sex with the dog! This 1991 OVA is a combination between a D-tier Furry fanfiction and a horrendous comedy in which almost none of the jokes land! Rin Tin Tin is voiced by a stand up comedian who was apparently fairly popular in Japan during the early 1990s. I'm not positive if his entirely flat, deadpan delivery is because he is Japan's Bill Murray or if he just REALLY didn't want to be in this anime, but desperately needed the money. He had never been in an anime before and after this he never appeared in one again! The girl though is an industry veteran that also played Yahiko in Rurouni Kenshin. RIP childhood! So basically we have an uncomfortable and unfunny comedy about an anthropomorphic dog played deadpan by a comedian who doesn't want to be there. This is the anime version of Oh Heavenly Dog with Chevy Chase!!! The plot just kind of meanders for about 40 minutes and suddenly ends without any real resolution. A perverted teacher is introduced to compete with the perverted dog, but everyone ends up getting bitten by snakes for some reason. The dog assures us that the snakes weren't venomous after he gets bit in the dick and the anime just kind of stops! My head hurts just thinking about this piece of shit! Sound: This anime never received an English dub fortunately. The Japanese version with English subs is available on Youtube. The only other existing dub I could find is oddly enough a Russian dub that was done by 1 person. The Japanese audio is weird not only because it was CLEARLY ripped from VHS, but because the Japanese comedian playing the dog sounds different than everyone else. I think he couldn't be bothered to show up at the studio and recorded his lines on a Sony Walkman from the 1980s. I'm serious...I'm pretty sure that's what happened. Overall: This anime is painfully stupid, but for some reason I didn't feel it deserved a 1 because at least 1 or 2 of the jokes almost warranted a chuckle. I also enjoyed the comedian's deadpan delivery of his catchphrase: "hump hump hump" repeated ad nauseam throughout the series! I have no idea how an anime this terrible has escaped the public's attention, but if you enjoy the worst of the worst, you need to witness this atrocity for yourself!

animeandgod

Story 10/10: Rin Tin Tin (similar to penis) is a an absolute mad lad of a dog. Basically he just wants to have sex with his owner Chika and have fun in other ways ;). In very absurd situations he tries to get together with Chika. Everybody except this one asshole teacher want them to be together with eachother. Unfortunately Chika is a bit of a tsundere and doesn't want to admit her own lust for him and additionally tries to hide it by trying to get with other man (disgusting). Even though Rin Tin Tin helps Chika when she is in need she stilldoesn't love this beautiful, perverted, slightly suicidal dog. Sound 8/10: The OST is very memorable and other animes should take this as a great example of using fitting music. This dark humor is accompanied by a silly soundtrack. Character 10/10: This story has everything a tsundere protagonist, a strong supproting cast, an awesome lover and a hideous, disgusting, perverted, pedophilic villain. The cast really fits well. Art 6/10: If this epic has one fault it is the art. It was made in the 90's but still the art isn't original. The animation is alright but still lacking for such an amazing tale. I think it's a crime to have not given this anime a huge budget considering it's amazing plot and classic-like feeling. Enjoyment 10/10: The enjoyment of this anime is neverending. It's just amazing. Kennel Tokorozawa is hilarious with many hilarious and absurd scenes. This anime really deserves more recignition and for me it's a real canditate for a classic people will be talking about for a long time. Overall 9/10: If you ever want to see an erect dog penis in anime, you've come to the right place.