BaalthusVane

Ladies and gentlemen, I come before you on this day to discuss Zettai Junshu Kyousei Kozukuri Kyokashou. This is what I feel to be the very essence of hentai. The exact reason we watch it over 3D, non-animated pornography. When I first stumbled upon this gem via a randomized search, the synopsis immediately intrigued me. Sure it's ridiculous, that's why I'm here now. Hentai has the ability to be anything it damn well wants to be. This OVA exercises its born right to be over the top and not make any sense, and executes this flawlessly. How many times has a man looked at astranger on the street and had thoughts of sexuality involving them? Only every 3 seconds, of course. And with the Free Sex License, this becomes a reality for Takumi. Not only that, but he is the lone male in a large city filled with women who are obviously curious as to what sex entails. Talk about appealing to a massive audience right off the bat. The reason this particular title stood out to me, was its intensity. Not just the content itself, but how said content was put across. Every wet slapping noise, every strand of body fluid, every ridiculous scenario had me glued to the screen. I would like to touch briefly on the single unforgivable fault I found with this. And it becomes apparent immediately. If you begin to wonder if the entire thing will have that 'shaky cam' feel by the 5-minute mark of the first episode, I'll save you some time and give you your answer. Yes. Yes it does. It becomes painful. I personally felt dizzy after roughly 10 minutes of each episode of this series, which should have been more aptly named Cloverfield: The Blair Hentai Project. It however is not entirely intrusive to the overall enjoyment gained from this material.

bill_nsfw

First review ever, hoorah. What does this hentai shine at? The variety of of sex scenes/poses. They are all very short, but there are a ton of different poses in just two episodes. Many of them are vanilla, but there are a few fetish-type stuff here and there. If any sort of fetish stuff isn't for you, you don't even have to worry because it goes by very quickly. What does this hentai do badly? Well, the thing that made me decide to write my first review to warn people to steer clear of this: THE FUCKING CAMERA MY GOD. If this were a live-action show, it'slike the cameraman was filming for "Cops", and he has vertigo. It detracts from everything about this. The art is also very inconsistent, probably because of how much the camera has to move. Verdict: If you just want something to beat it off to, this wouldn't be terrible, but the camera shake makes that just about impossible. Not worth the effort.