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"Not everyone has the courage to be a blackmailer! It takes a real man to grind your victims into the dirt and decimate them completely. To make them grovel, then shit on their hopes and dreams. Fuck them until they bleed and then fuck them some more!" - Mr. Saru On the surface, Sextra Credit is a poorly drawn, un-erotic, and disgusting hentai about a nerdy male teacher who must exact "justice" on his bossy female peers by raping them into submission. Why would anyone watch this bullshit? It has the most HILARIOUS English dub of any anime I have ever seen! The English dubbers tookone look at the original script and were morally disgusted, even though this is a hentai! That REALLY says something about this show. What happened next though was a stroke of genius. The English dubbers completely re-wrote the script and made it into a comedy that spoofs the original in every scene and constantly "lampshades" what an unsympathetic asshole the main character is. The entire hentai is available on youtube with all the sex taken out. Believe me the sex isn't worth watching anyways. The ONLY reason you would want to see this piece of shit is for the hilarious dub. Character backgrounds are changed to be completely ridiculous. In the original, the rapist teacher Mr. Saru is portrayed as a "good guy" you are supposed to cheer for, but in the dub he is openly a COMPLETE asshole and is actually far more likeable because the show isn't actually trying to portray him as a kind man or trying to justify rape as a righteous tool to put pushy feminists in their place. In the original, Saru became a teacher based on his love of old school specials on TV with warm and heroic teachers, but his life went south when the kindhearted male principal died of cancer and was replaced with the squad of "ball busting bull dykes". In the dub, Saru wanted to join the navy and only became a teacher because this school has ZERO standards and he hated the smell of sea water. The old man principal who Saru idolized was fired for "blowing a 5th grader", which Saru feels was an unjust reason to fire him. In the original, one teacher is always fantasizing about becoming a flight attendant so she could have sex in an airplane bathroom with various people. In the dub, her greatest dream was always to become an airline attendant, but she failed the rigorous "flight attendant exam" and instead had to become a teacher at this school, which is insinuated to have FAR lower standards to teach their than being a flight attendant. Japan places VERY high priority and honor on teachers, so the concept of teachers being several tiers below flight attendants is hilarious in its sheer absurdity. The script is also of course changed so that characters say completely ridiculous things with deadly serious faces because the original lines were serious in tone. "Remember what happened in the parable of the Tortoise and the Pineapple! Tread carefully!" This gets a 3 out of 10 because as shitty as the original is, the dub is simply that hilarious! The English dub is like watching an abridged dub spoof of a VERY morally dubious porno like The Gestapo's Last Orgy. If you have a dark sense of humor and you love spoof dubs, this may be up your alley. If you are a fan of The Cinema Snob, you will almost definitely find this to be an enjoyable experience that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

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Sextra Credit: not very sexy, but it scores an A++ in comedy gold! "This is better than Caligula!" - Mr. Saru Preface: Now, I'm no hentai watcher, but I saw this video on one of those "late night Youtube" binges a while back called "THE GREATEST ANIME DUB EVER" which had select scenes of a hilarious English dub for this random hentai: Sextra Credit. I had not laughed so hard at such a ridiculous string of profanity since I watched Panty and Stocking, so out of morbid curiosity, I had to check it out. Artwork and Animation: 5It's not pretty, but it gets the job done. Pretty standard fare for an early 2000s anime, which might actually mean it was a high budget H+ production! (yeah, no.) Mr Saru kind of looks like a grown up, geeky neckbeard version of Light Yagami, for a mental image of the art. Sound: 7 Here's what turned me, and probably anyone else who isn't someone that enjoys revenge rape fantasy and explicit scenes onto the show: the dialogue. Apparently the Japanese version was taken seriously, and was just yet another uninspired, idiotic and pointless pr0n story. Well, some cunning individual at whatever licensing company dubbed this decided to turn it into a comedy by adding in the most over the top, profane and ridiculous dialogue imaginable. Mr. Saru sounds absolutely bored and even disgusted with himself at times, which really adds to the laughter. It's almost like he doesn't even believe what he's saying himself! With lines like: "You've got less spine than a Spina Bifida victim!", "I swear if you were any dumber, you'd be on life support", and "I've seen the way the principal treats you- worse than a piece of dried up dog sh*t", "I'm sick and tired of being pushed around by all these ball-busting bull dykes", and many, many more- the laughs keep rolling right along with the nasty. Story and Characters: 2 Mr. Saru, fed up teacher who is sick of his colleagues and boss, decides that he's going to get revenge on them for being "stuck up bitches that make his life a living nightmare" by "teaching them a lesson". Yeah, you know where this is going. After accidentally forcing himself on the wrong person, (the student council president Marimo) Mr Saru decides to use her to help him get his revenge, because she somehow sees eye to eye with his injustice. "Wow, you sure are understanding for a girl who's just been raped." "I'm not like most girls." He goes through the story setting up each of the other teachers, planting evidence, and catching them in each of their own disgusting sex acts with a camera, with which to blackmail them. Mr. Saru is a hilariously twisted, repressed, geeky teacher that he is gives us absolutely no reason why we should like him, yet he's the protagonist. His justification for violating four teachers and a student in the name of revenge? Being made to do his job. He's sick, and he loves it. Enjoyment: 6 I'm not going to type out the script, but suffice to say that if you're a fan of some gross out humor, sarcastic, deadpan delivery of some of the crudest jokes around, and an unhealthy dose of nasty, this might be for you. A borderline black comedy, Sextra Credit has some real laugh out loud moments, but it''s only funny for the crazy dialogue, and not really enjoyable as a watching experience. Overall: 4 It's not good by any means, but if you're looking for a laugh in a very weird H+, maybe give this one a spin. Mr. Saru: "It takes a real man to grind your victims into the dirt and decimate them completely. To make them grovel, then shit on their hopes and dreams. F*ck them until they bleed and then fuck them some more!" Marimo: "You're so romantic Mr. Saru!"