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What?! A hentai with a PLOT?! The world is coming to an end!!! Oh, no, we're just watching Bible Black. The first time I heard of this anime, people spoke of it with hush-hush tones and said it was beyond words and they can't even begin to describe how devious and 'o_O' it was. So then I watched it and I was like, 'Wtf? Was that person a noob?' because Bible Black is actually not as incredible as it was made out to be, but it was actually quite decent. I suspect it is a little racy because of the Satanic worship and some ofthe torture, but I have seen Nightshift Nurses, my friends, and I shall never be the same ever again. My poor fabulous brain... So the story is good, the art is actually very good, the sound is so-so, the characters are bland. Really, they're all bitchy or assholes or victims--that's not a personality. Bible Black is revolutionary. It's probably one of, if not, the most popular hentai franchise out there. And I must say, it actually stacks up there to compete with regular anime. It only remains unfabulous because of certain one or two things. But other than that, watch this, it's good.

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There are few masterpieces that leave their marks on people, especially in pornography. Who looks at a porno starring a pornstar and says "Good Lord and all his creations, this has transformed my soul and my knowledge of the world for the better?" None, probably. But I can say that without a doubt, this hentai has left its mark on me. Quite literally, in fact. The first time I encountered this hentai was when I was a mere 12 year old. Interesting art style for the time, unlike the typical Trigun-ish or Clannad-ish look that most hentais had. Now that's not to say I didn't enjoythem too. As I enjoy saying, hentai must be both an intellectual, physical, and philosophical experience. That is to say, both of your heads must enjoy it (if you catch my drift). Of course, there are some that don't fit all three criteria, or do them very poorly. I assure you, even those are hentai, they're a lesser form. Think of it this way, Belphegor in comparison to some lesser demon like an imp. Who would you rather have on your side? Obviously some demon general powerful. Same rule applies to hentai, the hentai that fulfills this trinity is king. Where was I? Ah yes, the trinity. Anyway, before viewing this, I was naive. A simpleton, really. I had only watched a few hentais, and they were hard to come by in the early 2000s. This hentai begins quite normally, they all have sex with men, and... make them... jizz in a... cup? What? Interesting. My mind began to become unsettled and stir. This was something unexplicable, something... something insane. Something noteworthy. Anyway, long story short, the women that get stabbed with the men's reproductive organs instead get stabbed with a knife and sacrificed to Satan or Belphegor or something like that. Hentai is truly versatile. Because of these ritualistic, raping scenes, and somehow an actual coherent plot, I wouldn't classify this as a hentai, more something like an HBO or AMC television series. Now at this point, she's sacrificed to some demon or devil or some higher power (or lower power, since Hell is...below... nevermind). My mind is blown at this point, much like the penii of several of the men. Did I mention that the men are different and that the hentai strays away from the typical 1 man fucks all cliche? It's really weird, typically it's like a buffet where the main character can fuck as many girls as he wants, how he wants, whenever he wants, whoever he wants, pretty much given divine powers over the hearts of women. If Yugioh were about the Heart of the Women instead of the Heart of the Cards, this would be the apt hentai adaptation. What my 10 year old self didn't know, however, was that my mind was about to be blown again. This girl walks over to this other girl and whips out a penis. What? That can't be a penis. It's obviously a fake or some type of magic strap on thing. But then she ejaculates all over the other girl and puts it back in her panties. Really, these guys should go pro in Counterstrike or something since they've blown my brains so many times. If you've watched How I Met Your Mother, there's this one main character, or I suppose, the main character, who loves pretentiously quoting the first part of the Divine Comedy by Dante. I have no doubts that this hentai will be discussed in hentai discussions just as much as Dante's work is discussed in the next thousand years.